Sunday, August 18, 2013

Hashtag Selfie

 #selfie
Got bored waiting
Instagram waiting 
Camera ready (which means 
Curled eyelashes
Perfectly drawn eyeliner
Blushed cheeks
And rich lips courtesy of Ever Bilena
Never forget oiliness is next to ugliness
Sometimes poverty)

Slide to unlock
Press Camera by the tip of your thumb
Start to find the light 
While finding that perfect angle where you look like you shed some weight
Or mastering the killer smile, that same smile that hit 20 likes the last time
10 clicks and still not satisfied 
Don't feel like smiling this time 
Change angle
Some hair around face perhaps get messy a little bit 
Seduce that small hole 
Or look fiercely at the face you love the most 
Never forget how lip biting can go a long way
Or the practiced pout 
10 clicks and still not satisfied
Change to duck face or stick out your tongue a little 
While staring at your nose's tip
So you look cutesy trying to be hilarious
After 10 clicks and if you're
more hilarious than cute 
Definitely unsatisfied
50 photos took in 3 minutes 
Start deleting it one by one 
Until you reach the final 16 narrows down to 8 to 4
Torn between photo 1 and 2
Finally, 1. 
Camera 360 
Open in 
Instagram uploading 
Not bored waiting 
For Likes. 



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